don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes
can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do
People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows
I found my kindergarten notebook
when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne
When your teacher asks you why you don’t have a group partner
Sulley, you’re not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it. Now put that thing back where it came from or so help me.