Now where are all the people who were rooting for what’s her face saying, "omg! She was in a box for 200 years! People can change! What’s wrong with you all?!?!”
WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?
BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!
by throwing it into the harbor
do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because fuck you that’s my person get your own
WHAT IS THIS IT LOOKS LIKE PORTAL TO ANOTHER WORLD
i wish i wore red lipstick more and broke boys heart daily but sadly boys break my heart and i look bad in red lipstick